I Argued With A Kid

Hey happy Monday everyone!

It's almost noon. Sorry for the delay as I am currently in an area where the Internet speed is the equivalent to running a marathon with perfectly pedicured feet but they are wrapped in warm elephant feces. This area is my hometown. Trying to get proper Internet access here is like wrestling a bull but the only difference is that there is no bull to begin with. Anyway, here's a comic anyways in case you still have that Monday blue lingering since morning.

So recently I landed myself in a situation where I was arguing with a kid who was at least twenty years younger than me. It was not my most flattering moment.

But it had to be done.

I am the danger.

Yeah. I was promoting my new book all along. I'm such a sneaky bastard.

Did you think that really happened? Please. I may be retarded but I'm not that retarded. Why the hell would I want to argue with a kid? It is like wrestling a bull but the only difference is that there is no bull to begin with.

"Bro, you already used that joke earlier."
"Shut up."

Have a great week ahead.

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