Hey everybody! Happy Thursdays!
So at the beginning of the week. A heavy hitting question was laid upon us by a local newspaper asking: "Apa lagi Cina mahu?" (What more do the chinese want) They were referring to the Malaysian Chinese to be exact. Despite its racist undertones, I had no idea they were so thoughtful in asking us what we want. No one ever asks me what I want.
Racist thoughts aside, I gave it some serious thought and went, 'Yeah. What do we want?' I have never really asked myself this question before so after some soul searching and research which took me only a grand total of five minutes, I think these are the few things chinese would actually want.
Disclaimer: This is just a parody. If you take it seriously, then good for you. Because I am seriously joking.
Translation:
Frame 1: What Do The (Malaysian) Chinese Want?
Frame 2: Wedding receptions that starts exactly at 7pm
Frame 3: 24 hours Bak Kut Teh (herbal pork stew) delivery
Frame 4: Win big in the lottery without always misplacing a number
Frame 5: Luscious and beautiful mustache and don't always look like dried grass
Frame 6: Bigger eyes.
If you are not from Malaysia, do let me know if these are the things that apply to you as well.
Of course there are many more but I think the list would go on and on. There are just so many chinese things I want.
I actually want more Wan Tan in my soup.
What do you want? Let me know in the comments below.
But seriously, Malaysian mainstream media should really just stop this racist shit. You are making me struggle to keep up with your constant stream of joke materials.
Please don't ask anymore what cina mahu, because:
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So at the beginning of the week. A heavy hitting question was laid upon us by a local newspaper asking: "Apa lagi Cina mahu?" (What more do the chinese want) They were referring to the Malaysian Chinese to be exact. Despite its racist undertones, I had no idea they were so thoughtful in asking us what we want. No one ever asks me what I want.
Racist thoughts aside, I gave it some serious thought and went, 'Yeah. What do we want?' I have never really asked myself this question before so after some soul searching and research which took me only a grand total of five minutes, I think these are the few things chinese would actually want.
Disclaimer: This is just a parody. If you take it seriously, then good for you. Because I am seriously joking.
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Frame 1: What Do The (Malaysian) Chinese Want?
Frame 2: Wedding receptions that starts exactly at 7pm
Frame 3: 24 hours Bak Kut Teh (herbal pork stew) delivery
Frame 4: Win big in the lottery without always misplacing a number
Frame 5: Luscious and beautiful mustache and don't always look like dried grass
Frame 6: Bigger eyes.
If you are not from Malaysia, do let me know if these are the things that apply to you as well.
Of course there are many more but I think the list would go on and on. There are just so many chinese things I want.
I actually want more Wan Tan in my soup.
What do you want? Let me know in the comments below.
But seriously, Malaysian mainstream media should really just stop this racist shit. You are making me struggle to keep up with your constant stream of joke materials.
Please don't ask anymore what cina mahu, because:
