Hey everyone! It's Thursday!
Ya I know I am late. Again. But in full honesty I've been really busy working on something big recently so this whole tardiness is going to be very VERY worth your time.
So back to today's post, I am going to talk about that trap at every single escalator. Yes. There is a trap at every single one at any given time of the day. Whether it is at hotels, shopping malls, airports, you name it. It is EVERYWHERE. The only difference is either you fall in it or not. If you've never, you lucky bastard. If you had at least once in your life, then you can check that thing off your bucket list. Assuming you are crazy enough to have that in your list.
Which trap am I talking about? I'll let the comic do the explaining.
Anyone can place it. Anyone can fall in it.
Thankfully (in a weird way) it was only Jon. Imagine falling into one placed by a total stranger. And you can NEVER walk out of one. It is like an automated car wash and you have to just keep going forward. Forward into an invisible brown death cloud. And it gets you at the first whiff. By then, you know it is too late.
BEWARE the escalator trap.
You could be next.
"Bro, I think it's just you."
"....no way, seriously?"
Did any of you fall into this trap before? Let me know or else I'm gonna think I'm a bloody fart magnet.
Have an awesome weekend ahead!
Ya I know I am late. Again. But in full honesty I've been really busy working on something big recently so this whole tardiness is going to be very VERY worth your time.
So back to today's post, I am going to talk about that trap at every single escalator. Yes. There is a trap at every single one at any given time of the day. Whether it is at hotels, shopping malls, airports, you name it. It is EVERYWHERE. The only difference is either you fall in it or not. If you've never, you lucky bastard. If you had at least once in your life, then you can check that thing off your bucket list. Assuming you are crazy enough to have that in your list.
Which trap am I talking about? I'll let the comic do the explaining.
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| THAT trap. |
Thankfully (in a weird way) it was only Jon. Imagine falling into one placed by a total stranger. And you can NEVER walk out of one. It is like an automated car wash and you have to just keep going forward. Forward into an invisible brown death cloud. And it gets you at the first whiff. By then, you know it is too late.
BEWARE the escalator trap.
You could be next.
"Bro, I think it's just you."
"....no way, seriously?"
Did any of you fall into this trap before? Let me know or else I'm gonna think I'm a bloody fart magnet.
Have an awesome weekend ahead!