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That Whisper We Hear

July 3, 2014, 7:22 pm
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Hey Friday!

And a surprise buttsecks comic today for you all!

Every once a year, every single Malaysian will hear this one singular whisper. It's not evil. It's not a voice in your head. It's not something you can avoid. It's not something that you don't know.

What is it?

It's annoying.
Happy Ramadan to all my Muslim readers!

In case you are not from Malaysia, Yusuf Taiyoob is a famous brand for dates and their radio ad involves a woman whispering the name in a sultry manner a few times in that 30 seconds. And it gets stuck in our heads.

This is not a paid ad for Yusuf Taiyoob in case you are wondering.

How many days are we in this fasting month anyway? I lost count. I could try fasting like you guys but you already know that I will fail. Keep up being awesome!

Have a great Ramadan ahead!

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Stop. Just Stop.

July 8, 2014, 7:41 pm
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Hey, happy Wednesday!

I know I haven't been posting on my usual Mondays and Thursdays but hey a little surprise buttsecks comic never hurt anyone!

So actually I had a new comic ready to be posted tomorrow but then something serious happened early this morning and I took some time after waking up to digest that information and actually decided to make a comic about the situation.

It was none other than heart breaking so here is a comic which serves more as a public service announcement.

It is not even funny.

You can make a difference (?)
Yep. Turns out that the World Cup semi final match between Germany and Brazil this morning was buttsecks brutal. By making this comic, it is official that I'm the salt rubber.

I'm such an awful person.

To be honest, I actually felt quite bad for the Brazillian fans. Seeing how devastated they look each time the Germans scored a goal. It also didn't help that their anguish was captured in super slow motion. This could only mean one thing:

That cameraman is a dick.

He is definitely a more awful person than me. I don't feel so bad now.

One down. Three to go. Who will be the World Cup champion this year?


Have a great rest of the week ahead!
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The Real Man of the Match

July 9, 2014, 8:06 pm
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Hey everyone! It's Thursday and it's comic time!

What? Two days of comic back to back? That's right!

Also because I have no life.

Here's today's comic!

It was the longest wait for Jon. Ever.
This comic is dedicated to those who don't actually care about football but they get dragged out to watch the matches early in the morning anyways and some matches just don't freaking end.

So the World Cup is coming to a close and only two matches left. Throughout this entire season, I would say the best experience would have to be going out to the mamak to watch the matches live with friends at ungodly hours in the morning. However, some matches just go all the way from extra time to the penalty shootout and games like these delays our scheduled time to just go home and sleep. Especially on a weekday night, we would want the match to quickly end but such stubborn dedication from us to watch the match till it's over would not allow us to do so. But I've noticed that one in every five guys at the mamak don't actually care about the World Cup and they are the ones most desperate to go home but they couldn't because they love their friends too much.

Also mostly because they did not drive there.

These guys would just come to accompany their friends thinking it would just be a regular mamak session plus football on the side. Little did they know that some matches take forever to end and they end up waiting with the rest of us with they only difference that they are actually dying from boredom.

They are the real man of the match. A true bro indeed.

Two down! Two to go! Who will be the World Cup champion this year?


Have a great weekend ahead!
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Writers Unleashed!

July 13, 2014, 6:00 pm
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Hey what is up everyone? If you say the sky I will punch you in the throat.

Good joke though.

So I guess by now a vast majority of you guys might have known that I already have my first book published and the second one would be coming really soon. I heard that my first book is really good so you should probably go get it if you haven’t. *self promote detected* So the first book has been on the shelves since November 2013 and I am thankful that you guys are so supportive about it and I really believe that you guys are a huge bunch of awesome people.


So much so that the book had also inspired someone else to write a book of his own. Namely Shamus.

The pain of rejection is too real.
Shamus’ poems are actually quite rubbish. You would know if you have read about it in my book.

I must say I was pretty fortunate to have a good publisher to work with but bear in mind that getting your book published can be a daunting task. Especially the beginning stages where you try to just land that one book deal. However, there is a way that dream of yours could be made a reality!

Introducing…

Twelve thousand? Holy cow!
That’s right! You could now fulfil your dreams to be a writer and potentially publish your book and earn royalties from it! It is time for you to shine!

Entering this contest is easy! Just include the following!
1.            An official entry form duly completed.
2.            A softcopy of the complete manuscript in both PDF and Word format.
3.            A recent photograph of the writer in soft copy (1 Mb).
4.            A short biography of the writer not more than 200 words.
5.            A summary of the manuscript not more than 200 words.
6.            A copy of writer’s MyKad

Submissions should be made:
By email: writersunleashed@mycreative.com.my
For any enquiries: enquiry@mycreative.com.my

The closing date for MyCreative Writers Unleashed Competition is on 5 August 2014 and winners will be announced in October 2014 so what the heck are you waiting for?!!

NEVER GIVE UP!
Win up to RM12,500*  worth of cash prizes and opportunity to get your manuscript published! Who doesn’t want that? I’d do it too! I might even join this contest for fun!

Unleash the writer in you!

But someone really needs to tell Shamus that his poems are actually quite rubbish.

For more information visit www.mycreative.com.my

Have a great week ahead!

*Yeah this is a sponsored post. You should have noticed by now.
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Wakudoki Your Way To Tokyo

July 20, 2014, 7:52 pm
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Hey everyone! How’s it hanging?

Happy Monday by the way.

So recently the bros were doing something really strange. But then again they have always been the strangest bunch.


I bumped into them one day all dressed up in suits and tie.


Turns out that Daryl has found yet another online dance competition brought to you by Toyota who has kicked off this rather interesting competition about dancing to the Wakudoki feeling and I’ve always thought that they are only about cars.

Firstly, what the heck is Wakudoki anyway?

'Waku-Waku' is a term in Japanese use to describe when your heart is pumping with joy and you can't sit still.
'Doki-Doki' is Japanese for the sound of your heartbeat.

Hence you get“Wakudoki” which is the creative expression for the joy you feel when your heart is pumping with excitement!

It is pure mathematics and science. Do not dispute.

Don't know how to do the Wakudoki? The website teaches you how!

Here's some complimentary screenshots!



The dance is really simple! It includes a “Beginner mode” where users can do the Wakudoki  by following the animated silhouette of the dance moves.

If that is too easy for you and you want to show off, you can go for “Expert Mode” where there will be no 
guide given.

You can even do the Wakudoki through the smartphone app too! 

Wakudoki on the go!

There’s two rounds in this contest, the video with the highest number of views wins “Beats by Dr. Dre” earphone! One winner will be chosen from each country, and among all the posted videos, the best dance wins a trip for two to Tokyo!

First round of the contest ends 25th August 2014! Join now for regret forever.

Find out more about Wakudoki and participate at www.wakudoki.asia

Have a nice day!

*This is a sponsored post*
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Selamat Hari Raya 2014 & #RayaPickupLines

July 28, 2014, 7:27 pm
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Hey everyone! How's everyone doing?

Okay I am a day late and I know that Hari Raya started yesterday and I didn't manage to draw something on time but it is still Raya and I want to take the opportunity to wish all my Muslim friends a Selamat Hari Raya and Maaf Zahir Batin.

So yesterday I wanted to wish a friend "Selamat Hari Raya" but autocorrect made it "Selamat Hari Saya".

This is why people think I'm self absorbed. Damn you autocorrect.
Anyway, I was on the internet when I saw these epic #RayaPickupLines posted by my friends and I shared it on my Facebook page but I still find it so awesome that I thought I would make a comic out of it.

Here are the best #RayaPickupLines (in my opinion). Use it at your own risk. Results not guaranteed.


Special thanks for my friends Izuan Izham, Jing Xiu and Bee San for these epic pick up lines. There were more, but these five are my top favourites.

What other #RayaPickupLines do you have? Do share in the comments below!

In the mean time, have an awesome Raya!



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How It Is Really Like Being A Comic Character

July 30, 2014, 8:14 pm
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Hey happy Thursday guys! Hope you guys are having a fantastic Raya holiday. Or maybe you are back from the holidays and reality has indefinitely resumed for you.

Anyway, there were times where my Bros get asked how is it like to be a comic character. Being a comic character is pretty fun and I must say it has its perks.

Shamus decided to use it recently.

He paid full price for the book. Comic character or not.
Translation:
Shamus: Miss. I'm one of the characters in this comic book. Do I get a discount?
Cashier: Hah? No way!
Shamus: Look! Don't I look like this guy over here?
Cashier: Not really.
Shamus: Look at my identification card. It's the same name as the character in the book.
Cashier: Oh yeah! Shamus!
Shamus: So do I get a discount?
Cashier: Nope.
Shamus: ....
Ernest: Apasal ko pegi buat bende gila camtu?

I lied. There is no such things as having perks for being a comic character.

Mystery solved.

Anyway, as you might have known, I have recently released my second book, BACK TO SCHOOL. It's kinda selling pretty fast so do quickly grab a copy before it finishes.

Also I am having a book signing and a comic workshop this coming weekend at KLCC so do come by if you would like me to sign your books! We can take pictures and talk about how awful the new Transformers is and other stuff.

See you guys there!
Please come. I don't want to get lonely.

Have a great weekend ahead!

It will be great because you are coming to meet me, right? Right?

Guys?

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I Argued With A Kid

August 10, 2014, 9:13 pm
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Hey happy Monday everyone!

It's almost noon. Sorry for the delay as I am currently in an area where the Internet speed is the equivalent to running a marathon with perfectly pedicured feet but they are wrapped in warm elephant feces. This area is my hometown. Trying to get proper Internet access here is like wrestling a bull but the only difference is that there is no bull to begin with. Anyway, here's a comic anyways in case you still have that Monday blue lingering since morning.

So recently I landed myself in a situation where I was arguing with a kid who was at least twenty years younger than me. It was not my most flattering moment.

But it had to be done.

I am the danger.
Yeah. I was promoting my new book all along. I'm such a sneaky bastard.

Did you think that really happened? Please. I may be retarded but I'm not that retarded. Why the hell would I want to argue with a kid? It is like wrestling a bull but the only difference is that there is no bull to begin with.

"Bro, you already used that joke earlier."
"Shut up."

Have a great week ahead.

Buy my new book: BACK TO SCHOOL

Available now at all Popular Bookstores nationwide!
Get it while stocks last!


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How To Be Fuel Efficient

August 17, 2014, 7:02 pm
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*This is a sponsored post*

Hey everyone! How’s it going? It is Monday once again!

Travelling around town is getting rather difficult these days. Apart from the traffic jams that plague us every day, rising fuel prices have also made things not so easy for regular folks like us. Today, the Bros would like to teach you the many ways on how to be more fuel efficient.

Disclaimer: Please do not attempt any of these methods if you would want to retain good relations with your friends.

How the heck did he fit the horse through the door anyway??
Of course there is a better way to be more fuel efficient.


Shell Malaysia is once again hosting the 6th Shell FuelSave Challenge! It is an annual driving event that showcases how easy it is for everyday individuals to be smarter in fuel-efficiency and be rewarded when they practice the Shell FuelSave Tips, coupled with the use of Shell FuelSave 95 – a fuel that is designed with Active Efficiency Ingredients to last longer per Tank!

Participants will be able to enhance their knowledge on making smart choices through a new experience beyond the driving challenge by being part of an exciting online Shell FuelSave Journey with the opportunity to win exclusive prizes and rewards! Exciting cash prizes await the winners of the Shell FuelSave Challenge at the regional and national final challenge levels. Four regional winners (North, East Coast, Central and South) will walk away with RM2000 each. These four winners will then stand a chance to compete at the National Finals for the grand prize worth RM20,000.

Holy crap, that’s a lot of money. I wish I could be fuel efficient and win prizes just like that.

Think you have better fuel efficient methods than the Bros? Join the Shell FuelSave Challenge today!

Registration is open at www.shell.com.my/fschallenge

Really. Do teach us. We are hopeless.

Have a great week ahead.
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Every Time When I'm Out Of Town, This Happens

August 27, 2014, 12:10 am
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Hey everyone! How's everyone doing?

Sorry for the delayed post this week as I am currently overseas being up to no good. The difference in time zones make me feel like I am going to be later for everything. It is only still eight in the morning here. Anyway, here's a short post for you guys as I try my best to give you guys comics even while I'm on vacation.

I've been away for the past few days and I've noticed that this thing happens whenever I am not around.


Suddenly everyone wants to hang out.

Why? Just why?

Nobody wants to hang out when I'm around.

Every time.

Have a great week ahead!
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Sorry

September 17, 2014, 10:52 pm
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Wow, that is the saddest sounding title ever.

Hey everyone! How is it going? Happy Thursday!

Well, I'm back! Yes I was gone for awhile as I was having one of the rarest vacations in my life and I am not even sorry about that. However, I do apologise that I haven't been posting anything new as when I got back, I got the worst jet lag ever (still having it) and there was just so much to do that I haven't even got the time to post anything new.

This is why you check your emails even though you are on holidays.

Things got really hectic that I didn't even get to announce the comic's fourth anniversary that was freaking NINE DAYS AGO on the 9th of September 2014. Yes. This series has officially turned four years old. It may only be still like a little baby but it felt like the longest freaking time ever.

Anyway, happy fourth year to my dearest comic! It's your fourth birthday and I missed it for the very first time but it happens, right? Thank goodness this comic isn't a real life four year old son of mine who would indefinitely resent me for forgetting his birthday.

So like every year during the comic's anniversary, here is a massive 12 framed comic to celebrate!

YEAR ONE, YEAR TWO, YEAR THREE

And it is also titled, "Sorry".

It is a never ending cycle.
Thank you everyone for showing so much love and support for the comic series and I would not have reached to this point without every single one of you showing nothing but love and laughter all along the way! The love you guys give was so intense that I actually managed to churn out TWO FREAKING BOOKS which has been quite a success and for that I really appreciate every single one of you!

Also sorry if I don't manage to reply your emails or messages quickly enough as I am really quite busy these days but I will do my best to actually reply you guys! Thank you guys so much!

A big shout out to my publisher Keropok Comics a.k.a. Advantage Quest Publications for assisting me in the actualization of converting my online comics into an actual physical book! Also to Popular Bookstore for being the best distributor around and always having my books on the shelves! Thank you to my Bros as well for still silently supporting me even though I have gotten really busy. You guys know you are awesome!

Happy fourth my dearest comic! You are a big boy now.

*manly tear*
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Gaming Consoles

September 21, 2014, 7:05 pm
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Hello Monday! Let's punch it in the tits!

"In the tits?"
"...In the tits."

Hey everyone! How was your weekend? I wish it was longer.

Anyway, I'm trying to get back to my regular weekly comic postings but it has been ridiculously hard as my schedule gets wonkier and wonkier each passing day. Hence, a short comic this time round.

Enjoy. For 2 seconds.

Spiders get to use my Playstation more than I do.
As a kid, my parents never let me own a gaming console and I longed for one for the longest time. I would usually go to my friend's house just to get a chance at playing video games. As I grew up and had the capacity to earn my own money, it was like a dream come true but then it was short lived.

Yep. Nowadays, I hardly even have the time to play video games and I have so many uncompleted and even unopened games lying in my house. My gaming console has essentially become a dust collector. Is this what growing up means?

I miss you my Playstation.

I shall find time to enjoy you once again. *cue sarcastic laughter*

Have a great week ahead!
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We All Have That One Friend

September 28, 2014, 7:05 pm
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*Heads up! Sponsored post ahead!*

Hey everyone what is up? How is everyone doing?

I am sure that many of you out there have come across a friend like this at least once in your life. The kind of friend who has too many of this one thing. Not sure if there was ever a craze for it but I am sure you had a friend sometime who did this thing. A lot. If you never did, you will one day. 

Somehow.


Shamus is this kind of person.

We all have that one friend who keeps changing his phone.
Yes. I’m talking about those friends who changes phones more often than he changes his underwear. 
Which is disgusting. I mean the underwear part. If you ever find a person who really changes his phones more often than he changes his underwear, maybe it's time to find a new friend.

Shamus is one of those friends who always had the need to have all the latest phone models so much that I am pretty sure he can open a mobile phone store with his phones.

According to Shamus, he got all of those phones for free. Of course he doesn’t have that many phones like in the comic. It was just highly exaggerated for illustration purposes. Who keeps that many phones anyway?

But if you ever had that burning desire to do such a thing, NOW YOU CAN!

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And you might not even have to beg like Jamus here.

Selfish.
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Have a great day ahead!

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The Cleverest Girl In The World

October 7, 2014, 8:23 pm
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Hey everyone! What's up it's Wednesday!

Sorry that I missed out on Monday's post but it was a public holiday and I was away for a bit but hope everyone had a good celebration of Raya Haji and a good long weekend!

Here's a comic for this week though better late than never right?

Ever tried asking for a number from someone you don't know? Who hasn't? Here is an experience that Daryl might have had at one point in his life.

I hope we all can learn something from it.

Daryl met his match.
Stay focused and make sure you don't get over excited.

Have a good week and subsequently an awesome weekend ahead everyone!
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The First Thing To Ask At A Restaurant

October 12, 2014, 10:15 pm
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Hey everyone! Happy Mondays! Sorry I woke up late because the blues got to me.

So recently I've noticed this one thing that is quite common whenever we go out to restaurants. Everyone does this same exact thing and I am not sure if it is a good thing or not.

Internet > Food
I know you do this. If you say you don't, I think that you are a liar.

I don't do this at restaurants though. Therefore, I think I am a liar.

Have a great week ahead!






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Happy Deepavali!

October 21, 2014, 7:56 pm
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Hey guys!

Happy Wednesday and it also happens to be Deepavali today! So I would like to take this opportunity to wish all friends a Happy Deepavali and have a splendid celebration on this festival of lights!

This is why I love my country so much!

Shamus is really digging the elephant.
I apologise that my comics have been a bit slow recently as I have gotten a lot busier. No worries though I have not forgotten about this comic as I am only working on something new for this series and hopefully it will be perfect enough for me to put it out soon! Thank you for your patience!

Take care and have a good Deepavali!
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The Truth About Energy Drinks

November 3, 2014, 9:05 pm
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Hey everyone! Happy Tuesdays!

Sorry for the late postings today! Intended to post this comic early this morning so that when you got into your office you would be able to read it but what happened shall be explained in the comic below.

This really happened to me last night.

Wings gained: Zero
Every. Single. Time.

It seems that energy drinks no longer work on me. No matter how much I guzzle them down, the effects do not last that long for me and the crash tends to come within minutes. Instead I am beginning to feel that energy drinks help me sleep.

I would down a can of energy boosting juice, get amped for a full minute and then the crash comes hitting me like a brick and before I know it, it is already daylight.

Maybe it is just me.

Maybe I should just get some sleep.

Have a great week ahead!


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Things That Can Make You Feel Sad

November 6, 2014, 7:14 pm
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Hey everyone! It's Friday and time to partay!

Not until 6pm of course. Till then we all still gotta work.

And that makes us feel sad.

Let's discuss that! What makes us feel sad these days?

Ticks in exam papers makes us happy though.
Anyway, recently a phone messaging app, 'Whatsapp' announced a new feature which will enable you to know if someone has read your message. Pretty much like the 'seen' function on Facebook chat. Now you can know it if you are being virtually ignored!

"Bro, she has read my message. It's been two hours and no reply."
"Well, she hates you and she is ignoring you."
"....I hate this feature."

Knowing that BOTH 'Facebook' and 'Whatsapp' belongs to the same company now, we all can conclude that Mr. Zuckerberg is one sadistic dude that feeds on our insecurities.

Thank you Zuckerberg.

Thank you for creating yet another feature that has the ability to poke at our feelings and actually has the capacity to ruin someone's day. Thanks for creating another thing that can make us feel sad.

Have a great weekend ahead!
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The Reason Why People Change Names

November 24, 2014, 10:58 pm
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Hey everyone! Happy Tuesdays!

I know I haven't been actively posting anything new but rest assured it is not because that I've abandoned this blog. It is because I have been busy working on something new for this series so that I could feed you guys with even more content! It's something new and I hope it works out well!

Anyway here is a quick comic based on something that was announced this morning. Turns out several major roads in Kuala Lumpur has been changed and many people aren't too happy about it. And this situation reminds me of friends who love to change their names (especially on social media) and it ticks me off to no end as well.

Why people love to change names? You are about to find out.

Free time lets you get creative.
If it were that easy to change names then I will call myself Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville.

"Did you just quote How I Met Your Mother?"
"...yes."




Looks like I need more free time to get creative.

Have a great week ahead!

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The Reality About Facebook Notifications

November 25, 2014, 8:47 pm
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Happy Wednesday everyone!

"What? Another new post back to back? You just posted a new comic yesterday! Is this for real?"
"Ya. Sebab saya gila."

Anyway, here's another new post to justify for my lack of new comics recently and there is a chance that there will be no new comic next week so I will post this here now as an apology in advance.

So recently I've been getting a lot of notifications on my Facebook and that's great! Everyone loves notifications.

Until reality hits me.

Two words: Potong stim.
As I've mentioned on my Facebook page before:

"Receiving a notification which turns out to be a game invite on Facebook is like receiving a present except that you open it only to see a tiny version of the person who gave you the present inside it and he/she is flipping you off." 

Game invites on Facebook is the reality of notifications on Facebook.

"Just block the app lah!"
"You shut your mouth."

Stop sending me game invites. Please.

Have a great week ahead!

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