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Bro Long Story: Kidnapped, part 7

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Hey happy Monday guys!

I am a liar. There is no such thing as a happy Monday unless you got laid last weekend, won the lottery and/or your enemy died.

Anyway, sorry that there was no update on Saturday and it got pushed to today. I was out trying to give back to the community but you didn't have to know that because by me just saying that makes me sound like a pretentious little shit. Come to think of it, pushing Saturday's usual scheduled posting to today could be a good chance to those who doesn't know about the existence of this series on Saturday postings because apparently they have better lives than me and are never at home on the weekends because they are exciting.

So here is the delayed continuation of the Kidnapped series. Daryl tries to call one of the bros for help.

Read PART 1, PART 2, PART 3, PART 4, PART 5, PART 6



Sorry if this part is not as exciting as the one before as during this point of my 24 hour comic marathon I was losing my mind and I hardly had any idea of where my story is going already. It was more like I was trying to get to the end of the story as fast as possible. Yes in case you don't know yet, I drew this entire kidnapped series within 24 hours time.

CONTINUED IN PART 8

Have a great week ahead!

Christmas is coming but for those pessimist, end of the world is coming. Yippee for you.

End Of The World: What Will You Do?

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Hey happy Thursdays everyone! Well, it wouldn't be so happy if the world is going to end tomorrow.

Supposingly it happens.

When the disaster movie '2012' came out many years ago, many people were convinced that the world was going to end on the date 21/12/12. Today, with less than 24 hours to go, no one seems to give a shit anymore. We wake up and coninue to do our usual shit until the next doomsday date comes about. It's still strange to see that some people are convinced with the doomsday till today. I would hate it so much if they get to be right but I highly doubt they will get that chance. But let's just say we have scientific evidence and there is a meteor the size of Malaysia or a Godzilla in a spacesuit barreling towards our planet at this moment and will impact our planet within 24 hours, what would you do before that disaster occurs?

Here is what the bros will most likely do.
This is how much I believe it is not going to happen.
Come to think of it, maybe the doomsday is also the most annoying day on the planet. Because that is when everyone collectively will state the stupid obvious and once again prove humanity can be a predictable sad sack of shit. Remember 12/12/12?

They should all probably collectively collide with each other and die.

BUT let's just say I am wrong and I am actually the real sad sack of shit and THERE IS a Malaysia sized Godzilla in a spacesuit heading towards our planet right now, what would I really REALLY do?

This.

Football fans will get the joke.
Yep. Don't stop believing.

Of course that Alex Ferguson joke isn't original. I got it from the internet somewhere.

Have a great weekend ahead.

I hope everyone have better things to tweet about tomorrow.

Bro Long Story: Kidnapped, part 8

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Hey everybody! How's your Saturday?

"It's already Sunday, bro."

How times are fun when you are having flies. Sorry for being late for a day in posting my comic as I am currently not in my home base thus posting from elsewhere can be a challenge as my internet is limited and I am too cheapskate to go to Starbucks for internet.

Anyway, we continue from where we left off in the Kidnapped Series! Part 8 here we go!

Daryl finally gets Jamus's help while the kidnappers have gone off to the bros' house to kidnap the other bros.

READ PART 1, PART 2, PART 3, PART 4, PART 5, PART 6, PART 7


DUNN DUNN DUNN
What will happen next? Stay tuned!

CONTINUED IN PART 9

Yes. There is another part. Even though this series have touched 24 pages. I am too lazy to explain why as it is already 12am as I am writing this post. But more than 24 pages into this series is a good thing right?

Have a great Sunday ahead!

Merry Christmas 2012!

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Hey guys!

Looks like everyone is still here and the end of the world did not even come knocking on our doors. Some of you might be indifferent, some of you might feel relieved and/or disappointed. But fret not. Christmas is coming!

That's right! Therefore I would like to announce that there will be no comic today but instead I would like to take this early opportunity to wish everyone, friends, family and all readers a very Merry Christmas and happy holidays! So here is yet another Christmas greeting from the bros in this special "not-end-of-the-world" year of 2012!

Spread the holiday cheer with my usual festive wallpaper or card or whatever you wanna call it. Download and/or share if you like it!



More downloadable sizes here:

Thanks everyone for always showing your love and support for this comic series till today! Will do a special post before the new year comes!

May all the awesomeness rain upon you like pure white snow except that they are warm and fluffy instead of being cold and wet! I wonder if do such snow really exist.

Have an awesome Christmas and holiday ahead!

"Hoh-hoh-hoh!"
"Bro. You mean ho-ho-ho."
"Hoh."

Handbags and Men

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Happy Thursdays everyone! How was your Christmas holidays? Not enough? Don't worry New Year holidays are coming up next. All the more reason to get jiggy on.

I have no idea what that means.

So about a month ago, the issue of men and handbags came up for a bit over the social media. The guys from Bolehland mentioned about it in one of their strips before so it reminded me of an incident where the bros also encountered a somewhat similar situation hence today's strip.

I had this story in the script bank for quite a long while back and only now I finally come around to draw about it.

Here is the bro's take on handbags and men.


No offence to anyone who thinks otherwise but the bros seriously think men shouldn't be carrying their women's handbags. I personally find it degrading and emasculating to the man. Ladies, you shouldn't go out of your way just to have your men carry your handbags for you. I know some of you might think it's sweet and it shows how much the guy loves and respects you for doing such a thing for you which you think it's nice. I don't think it's right. I believe if a guy gets forced to carry handbags even for a bit, he dies a little inside as on the outside he becomes less macho with the leather product slung over his crestfallen shoulders. If girls are obsessed about handbags they should really carry it themselves.

Besides, remember what the government says about guys carrying handbags? I'm sure you do because it was big news and we had the whole world laughing at us.

Despite Jon getting a knock on the head, the couple went like this after that.
I pity the guy.
Just to be clear; shopping bags are okay just not the particular one which contain your purse, keys, chapstick, knicknacks, pepper spray and a brick (maybe). You should know which bag I am referring to by now. No, the brick inside doesn't make your bag any more manly for a guy to hold.

I might receive a lot of flak from the female readers after this.

Maybe that is a good thing. At least the women will pay attention to me for five minutes for once today.

Anyway before signing off, I have an announcement to make. As you know, or if you have been following me on Facebook and/or Twitter, me and a few other artists have gotten together once again to come out with yet another calendar for the second year running! Yes! It is back by popular demand and it is more awesome than the last! Bookings are now officially open to everyone! 


Or click the header with the pretty calendar above
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Have a great weekend ahead!

Bro Long Story: Kidnapped, part 9

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Hello everyone! I know it's not Saturday.

Sorry for the delayed post. End of the year is usually the busiest time for me, mainly because I need to handle emails and stuffs related to the calendar that I am putting out. Click here to book your copy today! Trying to get that done as soon as possible. Anyway, here is the promised comic! The continuation of the kidnapped series. It is going to end soon though. Hope you guys had enjoyed it thus far.

Read PART 1, PART 2, PART 3, PART 4, PART 5, PART 6, PART 7, PART 8



CONCLUDED IN PART 10

Have a great rest of Sunday today!

If you are on holiday on Monday, I am officially jealous.


2012: Looking Back

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Hey everyone. No comic today. Would like to take this last day of 2012 to say something and be thankful about some stuff. This is this going to be a lengthy read but skip to the end if you want. Hope you don't mind. And I am writing this in my underwear. Hope you don't mind that as well.

Someone once told me that you have eyes in front of your head because you have to always look forward. That someone is a random character from a Doraemon comic.

Since then, I try my best to be that kind of person. Always looking forward. But today I would like to break that rule and take a look back for a second.

I remember at the beginning of the year, the superstitious lot told me that 2012 will be a bad year as it is the year of the water Dragon in the Chinese zodiac calendar and things will be a rough for everyone. I wouldn't say that they are wrong, I admit there are ups and downs but however, upon looking back, I would think that overall the year 2012 has been very kind to me.

The first half of the year was pretty uneventful. It's either nothing much happened or I was too drunk to remember but all I know it was vague but still good. Everything was normal.

Little did I know by the second half of the year, I won my first award at a national level.

Photo credit: Melissa
Then things got crazy.

Here are a few highlights.

Soon after, I got interviewed on the newspaper again and was on air with Red FM and Bernama Radio.

The interview with Red FM was fun. I was awful and stiff on Bernama Radio. Don't ask why.

They went with the ugliest picture of me that they could find from the photoshoot.
I was even invited to do a web chat with all my readers on Gua.com.my on a sofa which they usually reserve for celebrities and artistes. Till now, I am far from both.

It was the best one hour with my readers. Ever.
Then I was also invited to talk at the Nuffnang Blogopolis alongside a very famous blogger, Maria Elena. It was the first blogger conference ever held in Malaysia and being a part of it was truly an honour.

Photo credit: Simon Seow
Isn't Maria lovely in this picture?

After proving my ability to spew nonsense when given a microphone and placed on stage, I managed to give more talks here and there all thanks to the Stickman's gang, especially to an ostrich riding bro named Shah. That's his site. He loves his suits.

After that, I took part in a brutal 24 hour comic marathon which tested my mettle and undeniably humbled me at the 12th hour though I managed to rise up to the challenge and complete it with 45 minutes to spare. For the first time in my life, I managed to complete a fully colored 24 paged comic within 24 hours. Special thanks to Sarah who brought me into this new light in the comic drawing scene as it is an experience never to be forgotten. I am glad I have came to know her and we are now friends.
Special thanks to those who came by to give me support and food so I would not die at my table.
After that, I took part in a comic contest for the first time in my life which I took home second place. I've never joined any comic contest before and this achievement was rather overwhelming for me.

Photo credit: RICOH Malaysia
At the final stretch of the year, after realising that we survived the 'end of the world' nonsense, me and a few other comic blogger friends of mine managed to come together and put out our calendar again for the second time running despite all our busy schedule.

BOOK YOURS TODAY WHILE STOCKS LAST!
Those are the few major highlights that I could remember from my humble comic blogging career this year in 2012 and all of these are nothing but mud and dust if it weren't for your support all these past two years. Thank you all, the readers, for always being patient with my potty humour, late postings and lame jokes (if any). Thanks for all your responses, comments and feedbacks (though I tend to not reply sometimes, not because I am a dick but because I wish I have more than 24 hours in a day); they have always been my fuel and energy to keep going and keep pushing forward to see how far can I bring the bros go.

Thanks to my family and friends for always being supportive and giving me advice and insights about my comics. Special thanks to the bros for always being there for me although I know sometimes they are absent minded but they have been the source of my inspiration all these while and I thank you bros for keeping up the awesome and always staying crazy for your readers.

That said, eyes are at the front for looking forward. Today is the last day of 2012. Tomorrow will be the first day of 2013 and today I still like to state the damn obvious.

Will I be able to achieve more if not the same amount in the new year? What is in store for the bros in 2013?
I have no freaking clue and neither do the bros. It is without a doubt that all our eyes are in the front and we are looking forward to it.

Till then, to the all my lovely readers, family, friends, and bros...

Population: Everyone
Happy New Year and may 2013 bring more awesome surprises to you!

Have a great week ahead!

P.S. Some people asked me what is my New Year's resolution. Simple. I just want more time to play my video games.

What's Your New Year's Resolution?

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Happy 2013 everyone!

Looks like this will be the first post of the brand spanking new year of 2013! And when it comes to the new year, everyone usually have their own set of resolutions that they try their best to keep. But sometimes, over the span of 365 days, we lose track and forget about them and get back to our usual old habits. Resolutions are hard to keep. Unless you are driven. Driven as in highly motivated not driven like a car kind.

I had a resolution this year. Today is only the third day of the new year and I have already broken it.

Here are the bro's resolutions that we really find it hard to keep.
What is your resolution this year that you are most likely to break?
Which resolution of yours that you can never seem to keep? Let me know in the comments below so that the bros don't feel like total shit. Seriously.

As a fail safe to my already low self esteem, the next person who asks me what my resolution is. This will be my answer:

1920x1080.

Screen resolutions are the best.

Have a great year ahead!

Bro Long Story: Kidnapped - Part 10, The Conclusion

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Hey happy Saturdays everyone!

I have nothing much to say this weekend but as usual the Saturday post is here! We have come to the conclusive last part of the Kidnapped series! Hope you guys have enjoyed it thus far!

You can now read it from start to end without any cliffhangers!

Read PART 1, PART 2, PART 3, PART 4, PART 5, PART 6, PART 7, PART 8, PART 9



And that's it! The end of the Kidnapped series! Hope it wasn't as senseless as I thought it would turn out to be! I will be posting up the original shittier version of this comic on the Facebook page soon in case you would like to compare the difference in terms of storytelling and art quality.

Just so you guys are informed, I will be posting less on Saturdays from now on for a bit to spend more time to work on another amazing project that hopefully will see the light of day by the end of the first quarter this year. Saturday posts will still be there, but now on a more random basis depending how free I am.

Have a great Saturday ahead!

The Problem With Being Too Friendly

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Hey Monday! How's everyones Monday so far? Sorry for the late post. I failed to wake up early today.

Anyway, have you ever had a problem with over friendliness? May it be from you or from someone else or some random stranger.

Mine is a strange mix of all three.

Somewhat.

That moment felt like forever.
Someone please tell me they have done this before or I will feel like the only total spaz who does such thing in the whole world.

I really wished the sidewalk would have swallowed me whole and kept me in six feet under for all eternity.

It's not the girl's fault really. I have this stupid tendency to wave hi at anyone who seems to be waving in my general direction without checking. Additionally, our country has become a dystopian crime ridden place where even you are not safe when walking in broad daylight. It's a sad reality.

Also, I really need to work on my social skills.

And look less like a creeper.

Have a great week ahead!

THIS IS SPARTAAAA!!!

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Hey happy Thursdays everyone! Weekend is almost here and I am not really that excited.

Anyway, I don't have much to say today as today's comic is not related to any topics or issues as it is really just a comic on the random retarded shenanigans of the bros.

Sometimes it is not just random retarded shenanigans. Sometimes it is just plain ol' madness in the bro's household.

Enjoy!

This is why we cannot have ceiling fans in our house.
I had a feeling Jon actually wanted to do the Sparta kick at me.

Just for madness.

Ever had madness with your friend's before? Let me know if it is even more mad than this one.

Before signing off, just want to let everyone know that I am taking part in the Malaysian Social Media Awards 2013 in the Most Creative Blog category so if you have the time and the generosity do drop me a vote HERE if you think I really deserve it. Thanks a bunch!

I could really consider a career of being a professional internet beggar now.

Have a great weekend ahead.


The Problem With Earphones

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Hello Monday morning everyone! Let's begin another routine week with yet another comic and velociraptor hot buns.

I need my coffee as that last sentence only made half a sense.

Earphones is an amazing invention where you can use it to blot out any other audio distractions by plugging the damn thing into your ear holes. It is a good tactic or a sign to show people who are not currently in your audio space that they should not talk to you as you are busy listening to the latest tween pop hit that nobody cares about.

But every single set of earphones come with this one problem. It happens so often it must be an international conspiracy.

I don't have my own (because half the electronics I own are broken) so I usually borrow. But that is not the problem I was referring to.

I think I should really get my own.
I returned to watch him get trapped in his own tangled heap of what used to be earphones.

Tangled earphones. They are the real everyday menace.

Anyway, before I sign off, do vote for me for the coming Social Media Awards 2013 in March in the Most Creative Blog category if you think I deserve your vote. Yeah. I'm still begging on the Internet as usual without shame.

Have a great week ahead.

When I Speak, You Listen

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Hey what's going on Thursday?

Why am I up so early...

Just into the fourth week of 2013 and we already have a candidate in the running for joker of the year. She is so hilarious that I can never remember her name other than referring to her as 'listen'. If you are Malaysian, you know what and who I am talking about.

So recently there is this new 'listen' phenomenon sparked from a 'debate' video that went viral on the internet. Okay so it wasn't exactly a debate. It was a colossal example of how someone could actually spew a nonsensical tirade, make irrelevant comparisons to actual facts and overpowering someone with sheer unwarranted charisma and rudeness with a solid blend of our broken national language and still get an applause by the uninitiated crowd, just because she sounded really convincing even though the whole time she was talking facts equivalent to a baked potato. Fortunately, the internet populace is not as uninitiated and saw comedy gold behind it instead.

Since then, everyone on the social media has been talking about it due to its retarded value and so many people made parodies, hilarious Facebook statuses and tweets and now she even has a song remix for it! She is like the pseudo-PSY of Malaysia right now for all the wrong reasons. If you do not know who PSY is you are a big fat liar.

This 'listen' catchword is everywhere on the internet now and due to many requests from you guys and by popular demand, it would be a shame if I didn't do a comic about it.

Listen.

Or read. Or whatever.

I wonder how much ridicule can one take.
Translation:
Frame 2: Pendidikan = Education
Frame 3: Kucing = Cat, Anjing = Dog, Apparently jaws directly means shark.

I don't care if the comic doesn't really make any sense because when she speaks, she doesn't make any either. I am counterbalancing. Or not. Who cares.

I had trouble finding one focal point at her comedy gold just so I could draw this comic. It was a huge problem for me.

It is confirmed now that everyone has problems. Even Jaws.

Shark fin soup anyone?

No? So here's another one.

And that is how she has officially ruin every possible gathering we can ever have for the rest of our lives.
Translation:
Frame 1: Berkumpul lebih dari tiga orang adalah haram = A gathering of more than three people is illegal.
Frame 3: Haram = Illegal

I could go on but then people will then tell me to shut up and listen.

And tell me to go to Cuba.

Have a great weekend ahead!

SPONSORED: PETRONAS MOTORSPORTS ART

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Hey good morning everyone! I am obligated to wish you good morning because no one wants to hear someone wishing them a bad morning.

Have you been to the Petronas Twin Towers lately? I have been living in Malaysia for slightly over a quarter of a century long and I have never really taken the initiative to set foot at one of Malaysia’s most important landmarks.

It is like this thing with two spires with a thingy in the middle.
Recently the bros paid a visit and they found a nice gadget that kept them occupied for a bit. 

Perhaps a bit too occupied.
What the bros are playing at is the Petronas Motorsports Interactive wall which uses the kinect sensor for the liquid and metal elements on screen to follow your movements according to the command of your arms. 

It can be a great workout if you haven’t been moving much lately and have always been sitting in front of the computer screen daily for hours on end.

That sounds exactly like me.

Back to the wall, when the two elements clash with each other long enough, a short animation comes on. I was too stunned when it suddenly happened that I did not take a picture or a video of it but this should give you an idea.


The point of the game is to find a partner to help push the elements on the other side of the screen to the centre. Doing this alone only renders you looking like a mad man when you wave your arms furiously in front of the screen while waiting for something to happen.

The wall is only up till 18 January 2013 (that tomorrow) so if you are in the area, go and drop by and have some interactive wall fun! 

SPONSORED: All New Hitz.fm Morning Crew

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Hey good morning everyone! You know who else wishes you good morning? That’s right, the Hitz.fm morning crew! They can wish you a good morning so awesome like no other.
Yep. You know where this is going.

For so many years, the famous duo of JJ and Ean has been entertaining us each time with their funny antics over the radio every morning. They have become household names that a vast majority of Malaysians would know who they are the moment their names are verbally uttered. They hang around during our mornings that we got so used to them that we wouldn’t mind if we find them sitting on our couches when we walk into the living room.

But recently, some different pairing graced the bro’s living room instead.

Yep! No joke. It is official! Jin and Ryan will be taking over the morning show from now on! (You'd probably know that by now if you have been tuning to their station since last week) Brand spanking new morning crew and I am sure they will be able to do an awesome job very much like JJ and Ean have been doing previously.

So prepare yourselves as Jin and Ryan will invade your mornings from now on with tonnes of more awesomeness attached with their own unique blend of wackiness!

Every weekday from 6am to 10am
Do make them coffee if they ever come over to your house.


Have an awesome week ahead!



The Problem With Earphones, part 2

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Hey good morning everyone! It's Friday and weekend is near!

Mine has already started.

Finally we can get back to my usual content after the couple of back to back adverts.

Yes, I am still on the topic of earphones. From the previous episode, we see how much trouble they can cause. They tangle and they are  a great bother to a lot of people. But to the bros, being tangled is just the beginning of the problem. To some, they are a nuisance but one of the bros can see a silver lining from this situation.

And that one bro s is gonna hunt me down after this.

Read PART 1 first.

Tangled earphones look like pubes. Really.
Best part, no one told Jon where the earphones had previously been.

I'm sure he is going to throw the earphones after this.

Have a great week ahead!

New Friend Request

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Snap. I thought it is still Sunday. Little did I know Monday has crept up behind me and smacked me in the head so hard that I passed out till 11pm and when I woke up I realised that little bugger had stolen my wallet.

There is no such thing.

Hey happy Mondays everyone! Sorry for the late posting as I had thought it is Sunday still as today most Malaysians are on yet another public holiday. If you are at work or at school now, well, happy Mondays. At least your blues will be over by the end of the day and those on holiday today will have their blues starting tomorrow.

Anyway, here is a comic and it is something that I occasionally come across on our dear social media, Facebook which I really seem to hate. Random friend requests.

Shamus will demonstrate how it is a problem to a lot a people.

Anyone faced this bullshit before?
Yep. These sort of random people on Facebook are full of shit. They add you and then lay the coup de grace by never acknowledging it and make it seem that you were the one who added them in the first place.

If you are that kind of person and reading this right now, I hope that one day all of you collide with each other and die because seriously I have no idea why do you have to go out of your way to make yourself look like you are some hot shit.

But on the other hand, if you are that kind of person and reading this right now and don't wish to be hated, stop this nonsense and hopefully everyone (including your parents) will love you more after that.

Ok wow. That was kinda dark even from me. I need to change topic.

I had fries for dinner last night.

Have a great week ahead!



The Muscle That Matters

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Hey Thursday is here! If you are Malaysian and happen to be working in the Federal territories, it is a public holiday for you guys tomorrow and that means your weekend came early this week. If not, just wait one more day.

I hate waiting one more day.

So, here is today's comic because I have nothing else interesting to say.

You thought he was talking about his dick weren't you?
Ouch, bro.

However after that, Daryl still doesn't gym.

Have a great weekend ahead.

Toilet Paper Problem

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Hey happy Mondays everyone! Time to get back to that life sucking routine that we all hate so much.

I need more coffee.

Ever had this problem where you go to the toilet to do your big investment business only to find out that there is no more toilet paper? Well, that problem would escalate if you have friends like the bros.

Jon, the most evil troll ever.
Did your housemates ever do this to you before?

For me, it only got worse ten minutes later.

No one came to my rescue.
Come to think of it. It could have been worse if I were in a public toilet.

Thank goodness I never use public toilet.

Nah I'm kidding. I do.

Have a great week ahead!

UPDATE: Perhaps I should have mentioned that I am one of those types of people who still needs toilet paper to clean my ass. And also the type of person who doesn't know how to use water for ass cleaning unless I have an awesome bidet which I don't.

Coincidence With Food

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Hey guys! Thursday is looking great as we are only mere days away from the Chinese New Year. It's like the new year except it is for the chinese and whoever feels like celebrating it.

I'm a chinese who feels like celebrating it.

Ever had a coincidence with food? Where something so coincidental that it either destroys or increases your appetite? Like seeing someone eating fried chicken and you go out and get some toast.

That doesn't make a lick of sense because nothing like that ever happens to me. I would end up getting fried chicken.

Back to the point, such coincidences never really happens to me. I meant something like this.

Heed early warning signs next time. 
Okay so this didn't really happen to any of the bros. Just happened to find this picture on the internet one day and it is hilarious as heck so I thought I'd make a comic out of it. Whoever this picture belongs to, do let me know who you are so I could credit you somehow.

Have an amazing weekend and then a long holiday ahead!

Happy Chinese New Year to all! (Of course there will still be a CNY post from me. Wishing you here would be so half assed.)
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