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Happy Chinese New Year 2013!

February 8, 2013, 9:11 pm
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Hey there everyone!

It's Saturday and I know I haven't been posting much on Saturdays these days but since today is the eve of Chinese New Year, here is a greeting (also a wallpaper) from the bros!

Happy Year of the Snake!
Happy Gong Xi Fa Cai to everyone celebrating and happy holidays to those who are also in the festive holiday mood!

As usual, "Bro, don't like that la, bro" will be taking a break next week so we can stuff ourselves with copious amounts of mandarin oranges, beer and red packets! May vast amounts of prosperity find its way to your doorstep!

There might be postings next week, I don't know. It depends on how dedicated I am feeling next week but do check back because you never know ;)

Stay safe, stay awesome! Happy Chinese New Year!

As how our dear PM pronounces it on an ad I saw recently, "Kon Si Pa Cai".

That pronounciation.... PRICELESSSSSSS!!!

Feel free to use this wallpaper! Share the festive love this Chinese New Year! You can download more sizes of the wallpaper here!


Have an awesome holiday ahead!

"Kon Si Pa Cai."
"Ok, enough."
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CNY SPECIAL: What Are The Ingredients of Yee Sang?

February 10, 2013, 8:27 pm
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Hey happy Monday guys! I'm sure many of you are out holidaying and celebrating the Chinese New Year festivities so I'll keep this brief.

I know I said that there would not be any comic today but hey I had some free time and maybe an unhealthy obsession with this yearly dish where the Chinese eat every year, called the "Yee Sang".

But here is a special comic today for the Chinese New Year. Well, it's not really a comic but more like an infographic but I hope you enjoy it anyways.

For many years, I have no idea what the contents of this dish were and most of the time I have been absent mindedly tossing it high up in the air, screaming "LOU-AHH!!" with my chopsticks and then shoving it in my mouth with whatever is left on the plate.

A little research on the internet enlightend me a little but I still do have a warped perception of Yee Sang.


I may be the worst chinese guy ever.

If there was a test to see how chinese I was, I would fail spectacularly with all the colours of yee sang.

Well, at least in case you have always been curious about this dish, I hope it has been helpful and informative. To be honest, there are still some stuff on the yee sang dish that I haven't still figured out. Either the internet is withholding information or I suck at using Google.

Happy tossing everyone!

MAKE IT RAIN!

And you can now proceed with your awesome holiday.

"Kon Si Pa Cai!"
"I said that's enough!"

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Someone shared with me this video news report recently about a strange mysterious light incident on a highway in Stuttgart, Germany.


What's your take on this? More importantly, what the heck was is in that truck???

Spooky.
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Toilet Paper Problem, part 2

February 17, 2013, 5:30 pm
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Hey! Guess who's back?

Monday is. After the long Chinese New Year holidays, it's time to let that massive blue and depression set in.

But hey, a comic!

Remember in my previous post where I explain the problem I have where I go to the toilet and then there is no toilet paper after my big investment and I had to rely on my bro to help me fetch a new roll? Apparently, my toilet paper problems are still around and they come in this form instead.

In case you haven't known yet, I am the type of person who doesn't know how to use water to clean my ass after poopy time. I mean, I sort of have an idea by now but I still need toilet paper to dry it.

I should really stop giving details to people of how I clean my ass.

Read PART 1 here first.

I wonder if anyone would catch the reference to an old comic of mine in this strip.

I stood there once again like a total idiot while my ass dried up into a scenario where even words fail me.

Ok. I should really stop talking about my ass now.

Come to think of it, I think the problem actually lies in my bro, Jon.

Goddammit Jon. 
That's it. I'm never asking Jon to help me get toilet paper anymore.

The best solution: Always check before entering.

Have an great week ahead!
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The Biggest Nation in the World

February 21, 2013, 5:37 pm
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Hey everyone! I know it's Friday and I am a day late from my usual Thursday postings. Nevertheless, you shall have your comic today.

The reason why there isn't a comic yesterday was because I was paid a visit by the biggest nation in the world.

What's the biggest nation in the world?
Yes. Procrastination came to visit.

Lately, I have been having this problem where I get distracted for many hours and by the time I really want to start work I realised that it is already the wee hours in the morning. I need to really be more productive.

King of productivity my ass.

Has this ever happened to you before? Please say yes so I won't go crying in the corner alone.

Have a great weekend ahead!

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Another strange incident that occurred in Stuttgart, Germany.

Perhaps related to the previous video I shared?

WHAT IS GOING ON??!!

Spookay.
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One Hundred Percent

February 24, 2013, 8:03 pm
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Hey Monday everybody!

"Bro, you are late."
"Really? What time is it?"
"Look at the clock."
"Jeez, its almost noon already?"

Hay happy Monday afternoon! So after the standard 15 days, Chinese New Year is officially over and I only visited a grand total of one house, ingested unhealthy amounts of alcohol and even my non-chinese friends lou-ed more yee sang than me. What a productive Chinese New Year! To be honest the holiday mood kinda fizzled out after the second day and I spent most of my time mining for minerals in Starcraft 2 in order to build a bitchin' battlecruiser fleet.

And now we can get go back to doing things at one hundred percent at all times!

Good times.

I believe Daryl might be conspiring to murder Jon indirectly.
Do something good. Donate some blood at your local hospital today.

What an extremely horrible way to change topic.

Yeah, the comic today was supposed to be a sort of a PSA.

Have a great week ahead!

"You should put some pants on."
"100% bro!"
"That doesn't make any sense."

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Brain Lag, part 3

February 27, 2013, 7:00 pm
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Hey happy Thursdays everyone! The weekend is drawing near and it is going to be awesome!

Have you ever experienced an incident where you met someone you haven't seen in the longest time and the first thing that comes out of their mouth is "you got fat"? We're not gonna talk about that today.

Jamus had another brain lag incident again.

I'm not sure if anyone else can get as laggy as him but do let me know in the comment section below so that Jamus could at least feel he is still normal.

Jamus initial brain lag incidents: PART 1, PART 2, ANOTHER PART
In my opinion, I think it is not possible to brain lag this much.
He did this for a few more times throughout the day and it was driving him insane.

I think we have become too attached to our mobile phones. It's not even a clothing article yet so many people feel naked without them these days.

"That could be a good Facebook status, bro."
"I know right? Let me get my phone."

Damn you technology.

Have a great weekend ahead!

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Bed Sheet

March 3, 2013, 8:16 pm
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Hello Monday everyone!

How was your weekend? Hope it was good but unfortunately Monday has made its way back again and we are all back to our usual daily routine of school and work.

If Monday was a person, I wonder who would be friends with him. That poor guy.

Anyway, Jon and I decided to go downtown to grab a little something.

I hate it when Jon does that.
Okay so this story is a little made up as that picture is not originally by me as I found it somewhere in the deep crevices of the internet. (Not really, someone actually shared it on Facebook). Couldn't help myself but to do a comic about it. What really happened was that I shared the picture with Jon over social media which only resulted in the same ending much like the comic above.

If that picture is yours and you are reading this right now, do let me know so I can properly credit you for finding such a sweet comedic gem and reaffirming the true fact that we still can't spell for nuts.

"We can't spell? That's a whole lot of shit bro."
"Damn funny now, is it?"

Have a great week ahead.
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Why You Should Not Be a Smart Ass

March 6, 2013, 6:45 pm
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Hello Thursday! Weekend is near. Hang on to yet another 48 hours of menial labour routine.

So I am a smart ass. If you have been following me on Facebook, Twitter, or even Instagram (where my smart-assness is not really apparent), you will notice that I post really snarky or even smart ass remarks that might warrant someone to one day come to my house, ring my doorbell and sock me in the face the moment I open the door.

Fortunately, not many people know where I live and I don't usually answer the door.

Poor Shamus. (potentially) 

Here is a prime example of how much of a smart ass I can be.

Well played, Mr. Daryl.
Don't get me wrong. I am not condoning anyone to be a smart ass in their daily lives. While it may be amusing to you at a certain degree but there is a downside to it.

Mainly because there will definitely be a bigger smart ass than you out there.

P.S. Special thanks to a friend of mine, Sue Lynn (who has made a cameo in my comics before), for giving the idea for the second row of this comic. Daryl and I did not have that exchange but it still does not deny the fact that he is definitely a bigger smart ass than me.

Have a great weekend ahead!
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Why I No Longer Give to Beggars

March 10, 2013, 7:47 pm
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Monday. You are back. You son of a bitch.

That is what I would say to Monday on a Monday if he/she was a real person.

So, there was this one time I was meeting up an old friend at a 24 hour mamak stall (seriously how many mamak stall in Malaysia isn't 24 hours these days?) When there is a huge crowd you would know the usual would happen.

Yes. The beggars will come. I'm not so sure if this happens in your country but in Malaysia, this is a really common occurence when you are just trying to have a cup of tea.

You WILL BE a prime target if you are alone and so happens at that time, I was alone as I was waiting for my friend. Of course there are many ways to turn them down (either by ignoring or simply raising your hand and shaking your head) and usually the beggars will leave you alone. But it still doesn't deny the fact that they will attempt to rattle your guilty conscience.

Just because of the guilty conscience part, I decided that I should do some good and give to the less fortunate.

And do good I did.
Even a beggar knows how to cockblock me.

Apparently, there are those who keep coming back once you are nice to them. Like stray cats who keep coming back once you give them food.

Teach a man to fish, they say.

Unfortunately, this is also very prevalent these days in Malaysia on a federal government scale. Handouts. Handouts everywhere. In the end, no one will know how to fish. Yay, progress.

But what do I know. I'm just a lowly comic artist. 

My comic story doesn't just end there however. When I was walking back to my car, I saw this.

The same f*cking beggar I gave RM1 earlier.
True story.

That's it. I'm considering a career switch to be a full time beggar now.

"Bro, weren't you just talking about how people should learn how to fish?"
"Do you know how many fishes I would have to sell just to get a Merc?"
"...."
"Technically, I will be fishing for people's sympathy."
"...."
"I want a Merc."

Currently, I consider myself to be an internet beggar. That's a start. Right?

Yay, progress.

Have a great week ahead. 
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Happy Birthday Daryl!

March 14, 2013, 12:08 am
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Hi guys! Sorry I'm late today as I was busy this morning and only just got around to get my hands on the internet.

Anyway, today is one of the bro's birthday and he is none other than the crazy awesome Daryl! Daryl turns another year older but lets hope his humour remains the same because I don't want him to get any wiser. Just kidding. But no seriously bro I like you better when you are crazy.

I know that I don't usually do a special posting to wish any bro on their birthdays but I guess I had to do this one because of his random behavior once again. And also because so many people love his character so much that this has to be sort of a tribute to one of the most awesome characters ever created in cartoon only because he exist in real life too.

Another birthday wish wasted.
Thanks for being awesome bro! May all your wishes come true!

Keep up the randomness!

Show Daryl some love! Drop your wishes for Daryl in the comments below!


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Johnnie Walker Circuit Lounge 2013

March 17, 2013, 7:31 pm
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Hey Monday! I's gonna stop complaining about Mondays for once in order to break from routine and reduce myself from making too many predictable jokes.

That doesn't change the fact that I still hate you Monday.

Anyway, a superplug post about an event that I do enjoy attending every year which only gets better every year.

The enduring partnership of Johnnie Walker and Vodafone McLaren Mercedes is bringing you yet another series of the most exclusive party event for year 2013! Yes. The exclusive Johnnie Walker Black Circuit Lounge event "Step Inside the Circuit" is back once again!

Okay that was pretty hard selling. But no seriously, the party is always awesome and I try my best to attend at least one every year. Being exclusive in nature, I have to usually look around to see if anyone would be kind enough to bump me a pass to enter their premises of free flowing Johnnie Walker Gold Label reserves.

However this year I got a bit luckier!

In the end I was too chicken to ask anyone. Yet.

There will be great music played by world DJs and great entertainment while served with their exclusive Gold Label Reserves throughout the night. Honestly, I am not usually bothered by those as I would usually be distracted by the free flowing bar.

Gimme a break. It's not often that I get to help myself to expensive liquor.

The Johnnie Walker Circuit Lounge is coming this March! Will you be there?


Get your passes today if you haven't!

The Johnnie Walker Circuit Lounge 2013 is happening this 23rd March 2013 at Terminal 2, Subang Skypark from 8pm to late night!

If you are going, I will see you there!

Obvious hard selling ends here.

"Booze booze booze."
"Boobs boobs boobs."
"Shut up bro." 
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Voting For the Coming Elections

March 24, 2013, 7:18 pm
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Hey it's Monday! It's Monday you guys! Do you know it's Monday?

That is how annoying you sound when you wish people good morning on Facebook on a Monday.

Anyway, I would like to apologise for the lack of update last Thursday as I was supposed to make way for an advertorial but they have yet to approve my draft hence I missed out on that day to upload a new comic. Here's a comic to show that things are still normal here.

So, if you are Malaysian, you know that the general election is coming. It is the time where we all have a chance to voice out, decide and entrust our believe on who can govern our country better on a piece of paper.

At the moment, the date of said elections have yet to be announced so people have been voicing out pretty much anywhere else while waiting for that day to come.

Unfortunately, there are 'these kinds' of people.
There will always be one guy you know that is full of hot air.
Yeah. You don't deserve the right to complain if you do not intend to vote at all.

Show some responsibilty as a citizen of the country.

In the meantime, this has been happening a lot recently.

Still a goddamned mystery.
Disclaimer: This post is my own personal view and not endorsed by any political party in Malaysia. Just trying to get the message out to remind everyone above 21 years old out there to vote when the general elections come. Cheers!

In the mean time, have a great week ahead!
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Spoiler Alert

March 28, 2013, 6:59 pm
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Hey guys! Sorry for the delayed post which was supposed to be up yesterday. I was out from early morning till late evening and had no chance to be in front of the computer.

Yes I know it's already Friday. I love Fridays. They are the awesomest day of the week next to Saturday.

So, today's comic is about something that usually happens when there is a new movie out and Shamus somehow got to see it first and he just loves doing this shit.

You know what I mean. And I hate it.

Right at the start of the movie.
Freaking bastard.

Of course the movie in question is not exactly "I am Legend". I'm only using it as an example because I didn't want to use a recent movie in case you haven't watched it yet and I spoiled it for you in my comic. See? I am way more considerate than that troll Shamus.

"But you just spoiled the ending of "I am Legend" in today's comic bro. There are people who haven't watched it yet."

Unless, well, you haven't watched the movie "I am Legend".

Oh God, I am becoming Shamus.

We will always have THAT one friend, won't we?

The one who spoils movie endings for you.

Kill him/her while you can. OR just make sure you watch all movies first before he/she ever does. And take sweet revenge.

Have a great weekend ahead!
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There Is No Comic Today

March 31, 2013, 7:34 pm
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April Fools! Ha!

Despite the title, there IS comic today!

"Bro, that is the lamest April Fools joke ever."
"I know I suck."

Hey happy Monday everyone! Today marks the start of April and coincidentally, it is the same day where everyone can be juvenile once again and play pranks on each other.

Daryl today will teach you one awesome prank that you can play on your friends! Try this one out today!

It's either you win or you get owned.
I apologise if today's comic is a little hurried (ONLY THREE FRAMES?! I WAITED ALL WEEKEND FOR ONLY THREE FRAMES?!) and it might be a recycled joke as we have all read it on the internet somewhere but I promise the next comic will be back to awesome!

No, I'm not getting any lazier.

April Fools!

I am.

Have a great day pranking each other today! Happy April Fools!

"What the.... WHO PUT CHEWING GUM ON MY CHAIR?!"
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Petronas Street Demo 2013

April 2, 2013, 7:56 pm
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This is a sponsored post.

Hey what’s happening everyone?

Early Thursday post this week is what’s happening!

So the Sepang F1 race is done and a week before that, PETRONAS Motorsports cooked up a sweet gig by cordoning off some roads around KLCC to make way for their super awesome street demo! High powered motorbikes and cars screamed through the long empty stretches while ear piercing shrieks of their high octane engines roared through the close standing crowds. It was my first ever experience to be up close with such a thing.

Here’s how it kinda went down for me.

Ear plugs. USE THEM!
I was half deaf by the end of the day only because I was a stubborn little nimrod for not putting on my ear plugs.

Apart from the great hospitality area and machines roaring through the streets, there were amazing stunts pulled off by these professionals.

Photos courtesy of Tianchad.com because I am an awful photographer.
Now this is REAL stunt on bikes. Freaking awesome! I went home and tried it on my tricycle but I crashed and burn like a moron.

Anyway, the street demo was the closest I have ever gotten to powerful racing machines as I have never gone to the official Sepang circuit track before. Maybe I should but this street demo was pretty interesting for a first timer like me.

And for the first time I got the cameraman to have me on their jumbo screen.
I could have taken more effort to have looked more excited in that picture though. Maybe because I was already half deaf by the sheer awesomeness of the high powered engine sounds piercing through my ear drums. Also I was unprepared until the guys beside me started waving.

What a great preview before the 2013 Formula 1™ PETRONAS Malaysia Grand Prix at Sepang Circuit that weekend!

Have a great weekend ahead!

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Sleep Talking

April 7, 2013, 7:55 pm
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Hey Monday what's up? *stabs him in the gut*

That's what I would do if Monday was a real person and I would most likely go to jail because I make a shitty criminal who couldn't ever cover his tracks.

That aside, here is today's comic for Monday because we couldn't murder him just yet.

Daryl apparently talks in his sleep and we decided to mess with him a bit.

It was hilarious at first until someone crashes.
Seriously, I had no idea he would really react like that.

Worst of all,


I am a horrible person.

Have a great week ahead!
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Things Not To Say To A Woman #13

April 10, 2013, 7:18 pm
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Hey how's Thursday coming along for you guys? Pretty awesome I hope.

Comic is a short 4 paneled one today. Hope you don't mind. I got bogged down by unnecessary activities like video games.

If you have been following my comic series so far, you know that the bros always have weird adventures and experiences with the ladies. Therefore, we would like to impart our so called knowledge to you. Therefore, today I would like to introduce a possible new series in the comic. I would like to call it: "Things Not To Say To A Woman."

Jon teaches you on thing number 13 today.

"Whatever happened to the first 12?"
"I hate starting from number 1."
"Then start from number 2!"
"Shut up."

Enjoy.

Don't be too honest.
What are the other things you should never say to a woman? Let the bros know in the comments below! A real life experience of yours would be even better!

Have a great weekend ahead.
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PETRONAS Meet The Drivers

April 13, 2013, 5:30 pm
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Hey everyone! How's your Sunday going?

Early post today but that's always a good thing right?

So a few weeks back during the few days before the race weekend of the 2013 PETRONAS Malaysia Grand Prix race began, I managed to attend yet another motorsports related event where I got to actually see super F1 superstars in the flesh and in real life right in front of me. No. Not at an enclosed gala event but as simple as at a PETRONAS station.

Yes. I kid you not. At a PETRONAS station.

The event was so awesomely humble that they had the F1 drivers, Nico Rosberg and Lewis Hamilton do the most awesome thing everyone does on a weekly basis. Filling up petrol. For the top mesra card spenders’ car. What?!

Here was how it went for me at the event.
Distraction is my greatest enemy.
However, big thanks Nico and Lewis for dropping by the PETRONAS station and hanging out. I have never seen F1 drivers holding a regular petrol nozzle before and that scene enough was amazing to me. Though they were so physically close to me, just standing right there, I had no chance to say anything to the drivers as you know.

But one day. Just one day I shall.
Next time.
No, I’m not being creepy.


Before ending this post, make your week more awesome by joining this contest!

So, PETRONAS is having a Race On contest and you guys should really check out! The mechanics are super simple and super easy to take part. Just buy combo(s) at any Mesra store, submit the receipt with the correct answer and you’ll stand to a chance to win prizes which include branded electronic and even a luxury car!! Holy snap!

How simple is this Race On Contest? THIS simple:
  • For Mesra Store: Purchase a minimum of one (1) Race On promotional combo. 
  • For Mini Mesra: Make a minimum purchase of RM15 in a single receipt at any participating PETRONAS stations 
  • Answer a simple question stamped on the receipt. 
  • Drop the receipt into the contest box at the station.

CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT MORE!

Good luck in the contest and have a great week ahead!
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hitz.fm Interview With Ean & Arnold

April 17, 2013, 9:15 pm
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Hey guys! What is up?

If you say the sky I will punch you in the throat for being such a smartass.

Nah I’m just kidding. I punch so much like a little girl you won’t feel a thing.

Anyway, about a few weeks ago, I was given the fantastic opportunity to appear alongside one of the most famous blogger beauties, Jane from chuckei.com on Malaysia’s number one radio station, hitz.fm for an hour long interview with the duo, Ean and Arnold on their show which escalated to two hours and it was epic as a Tyrannosaurus Rex eventually being able to clap its hands.

The amount of behind the scene jokes and craziness are aplenty with these jokers.

Here is my most favourite:

Teach me, master.
The amount of wackiness that Ean puts out the entire time I was in the same room as him was so massive that I was struggling trying to write all of them down on my phone.

Ean is definitely in my top 5 of my best jokers list. Arnold, being the cool rookie as a new announcer for hitz.fm really takes in all the ribbing Ean throws at him like a boss.

They honestly make a great pairing like in all those action cop movies where the veteran gets partnered with the rookie. Their chemistry is phenomenal and it is unlike any other when you are in the same room as them.
Jane and I were laughing non stop thanks to them.

Thank you so much for the most epic two hours of my life. You have officially bumped the Avengers movie off the top spot in my books.

I regret nothing.
Thanks hitz.fm for having me!

Do drop a like on the hitz.fm Facebook page because they are the awesomesauce!

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SPECIAL: Basketballing with Bolehland & Ericleeh

April 21, 2013, 10:39 am
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Hey what's up everyone! Happy Monday!

Okay I lied. No one's ever happy on Monday.

It's been awhile since my last collaboration with other comic artists out there so I decided to have another yet again with the guys from Bolehland.net for the second time (view our first collab HERE) and Ericleeh.com for the first time.

Our first three way! How awesome is that!

So, we had this idea for a strip after one night of a random decision to play basketball with Wai Kit and Eric despite the fact that we are all not tall people. I think if anyone ever records the three of us running around in the basketball court, we actually look like lawn gnomes spazzing out on a Harlem shake acid trip.

Of course, deciding to do something that we wouldn't usually do, immense planning was required. We discussed over the phone for hours just to decide on a court location where we believe no one would play. It was imperative that our insecurities would remain intact by the end of the night.

We decided to use Bolehland's comic layout for this collab. Hope you guys don't mind.

We actually forgot to decide who to bring the goddamned ball.
In the end, Eric had to call some other friends to come and bring the ball. Needless to say, I successfully embarrassed myself with my poor ball skills in front of people I just met.
 
Hope you guys enjoyed this collab!

Do not forget to drop by Bolehland.net and Ericleeh.com if you want to read more Malaysian made comics!

Have a great week ahead!
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